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Please don't be a sarcastic prick.

Nobody is being a sarcastic prick. At least nobody was until the last few posts (hint: stop that). What you are failing to grasp is that there are several interrelated issues that could be occurring in your actual code. Far more issues than most of us could probably reliable enumerate on our own and even then they'd be guesses which would likely send you down the wrong path. Providing the code or at least a minimal subset of the code that reproduces the problem is the best, and some times the only way to get help.

You should never assume that you know how much code is "enough" to provide, because in doing so you are assuming you know what is appropriate to strip out, which means in most cases you should already know what the problem is. Since you don't, you shouldn't make the assertions you've made.

You had not provided a sufficient robust problem description for anybody to give you accurate help, so you were queried for more information. That's how it works. If you are offended by that or feel you cannot be bothered to follow up with additional information when requested, I'm afraid you won't find much help.