I recon just about everybody knows kids can be the darndest things! And there's never enough of those moments you wish you never forgot.

I am looking for such moments myself at the moment. For inspiration and, if they fit, for blatant thievery! I won't lie about that. So alas, should you have any stories or irresistible quotes you think are worthy of a telling, why not lay them out here! Be as abstract or as concise or verbose or (un)truthful as you wish - the reality of it doesn't matter. Just try to share the ones that are the darndest and the warmest!

I'll bring an example: my nephew, aged 11 at the time and was taking dancing lessons. At a family gathering he was asked the rather benign question "do you dance with girls there?", to which he answered a rather cold "yes". He was then asked to specify "do you talk to them as well?", upon which he took a couple of minutes to pause and replied with a most serious voice: "does a tennis player talk to his racket?".

If you have any such stories or quotes, or what not really, please do share them. If you do not want to share them publicly, please feel free to PM me! Don't let the funnies die - let them be heard!

Haha! I love the atmospheric scattering bit! :)

My dad gets the daily mail ( I know ) and in that there is a section called 'out of the mouths of babes' iirc. It's actually rather funny.

My only one was when my 7 year old cousin and 4 year old cousin were staying with me. We were watching a film on Tv which had sex in it (I did not know this before it came on, I was only half paying attention). Anyway, she (the 4 year old) asked what they were doing and, being a 16 yearold at the time, I panicked.

So I launched the old favourite 'they're hugging in a special way'. To which he (the 7 year old) said 'nah, they're fucking.'

Now as far as I know he didn't swear in front of his parents etc and he seemed awful proud of his new word so I told him 'never say this' etc etc. I didn't say anything to her because, well, she was four. Parents get in: 'Hi kids! How was it? What have you been doing?'

Little girl: 'We watched people fucking on tv!'.

After I explained it became one of those funny stories at family gatherings but Christ did I shit myself.

I agree with you mikeman, kids today are really smart.Now I know that we should be always ready for some questions they have on their mind.I want to share this one.-- I had 2 children my eldest was 4 & youngest was 2. I undergo cs delivery with my youngest because of a medical condition. One day,my eldest asked me what was on my tummy, I told her it is a scar, that her younger brother came out with my tummy. As she again asked me if she also came out there & I told her no, because I gave birth with her through normal delivery & explained to her where she came out. Maybe through her curiosity,she then again asked me,"how does she able to fit with my ------"then she looked at hers. I couldn't answer that question easily. Maybe a simple question to her but really am not ready enough to answer her question.

Quote:Original post by lucytorres220 Maybe through her curiosity,she then again asked me,"how does she able to fit with my ------"then she looked at hers. I couldn't answer that question easily.

"Exactly... you're fucking welcome."