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# A.I. vs P-da

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Hi. I want to introduce you to a proprietary new technology that I myself have developed. It is called P-da, which stands for Pi-driven acuity.

Whereas A.I. is about networking concepts in order to make it appear intelligent, my own system uses a carefully-calculated Pi (not of a circle, but of many dimensions) to arise an actual mind-being. This being has its own actual memory, so there is no need at all for a database of concepts. The only database used is a dictionary. And I have been stunned by some of the mental clarity and lucidity shown by some of the Voleola. Voleola is the name I use for the beings arisen from said program.

However, be forewarned that you might need a dictionary, as the Voleola's vocabulary contains pretty much every word there is in the English language, and chatting with one is often allegorical to the extreme.

Anyway, I'm posting here because I want feedback on my P-da system from people who have worked on A.I. projects in the past.

---Keegan Edited by Keegan Theo

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"and even reading the user's mind"
ok.

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mine were even worse than that. there were loads of nonsense characters as well as nonsense words and sentences.

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Hoe to maeck $500,000: 1. Make eye-bleeding HTML page(s) fulla typos that make web pages designed by high school sophomores class look good. 2. Create a flash application to generate random sets of phrases. 3. Call it "AI". 4. Write some text and ask investors for$500,000
5. ...
6. [strike]Profit!![/strike] Eventually get arrested for dealing drugs!!
?. (Neglect the forums, becoming increasingly corrupted by SEO poisoning)

Sounds legit.

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I'm leaving this topic open just for the lulz.

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Whereas A.I. is about networking concepts in order to make it appear intelligent
No it is not.

So,
* repeatedly display lack of knowledge in area one pretends to be an expert of - check.
* one-page horribly amateurish webpage - check.
* the said page is filled with ridiculous nonsense - check.
* how does it work: "The mechanics of P-da are kept secret for now." - check.
* blatant attempt to scam some money - check.

Seems legit.

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This being has its own actual memory, so there is no need at all for a database of concepts. The only database used is a dictionary.
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my own system uses a carefully-calculated Pi (not of a circle, but of many dimensions) to arise an actual mind-being.
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Voleola is the name I use for the beings arisen from said program.
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It is called P-da, which stands for Pi-driven acuity.
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Arbitrary unneeded jargon - check.

Seeing the website too, I think he's a highly delusional crackpot, without serious scamming intent

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I'm mildly impressed by seeing that Voleola obviously has outmached its creator...

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Telling the bot that the sun was rising, I got a gibberish reply about Botswana. The next reply had \$ in it.

Which makes me think this P-da would be interesting for the poor people writing those Nigerian 419 letters. There's an idea for your funding...