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I sprinkle my code with such :
# (Coffeescript)

# TODO: derp, move this
numericSort = (a,b) -> a-b

# ...

# TODO: less huehue
ids = (_.pluckDeep models, '*.foo[*].bar[*].id').sort numericSort
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hardly the best comment ever, but it acts like it..

      angle_x  = 0;                      /* Set X-axis angle to zero */
      trx      =  mat[5];                 /* And calculate Z-axis angle */

may not seem like an issue until you try to decomment that section of code...

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Well d'oh, they're all empty statements, pretty much every language that uses semicolons to finish sentences supports them (I think the only exception is Lua). I have to admit though, when I saw that my first thought was that it was assembly (since semicolons are the usual comment character for assemblers).

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Hah. I imagine that in a microcontroller being able to insert NOPs makes sense though (since it's probably something directly controlling hardware).

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I ran across that stackoverflow thread years ago I think, and if memory serves my favorite (though there are so many gems in there!) was something along the lines of

 

// I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.

 

Sometimes I'm also partial to something along the lines of

// What kind of idiot wrote this?
bad code goes here
// Oh, it was me.

 

I'm rather satisfied by the fact that the company I work for has a revision control submission tracker thing that keeps track of what people think are the funniest submit comments.

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... O_o ... are the commit comments supposed to be funny?

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/**
* For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones,
* the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest,
* fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men,
* I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down,
* never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry,
* never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.
*/

 

Wow.  The rickrolling comment.  Awesome!

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Saw this from a friend at University the other day:

def heuristic(self, node):
    #360 no comment
    return sum((lambda m, l :map(lambda s: m-s, l))(*(lambda l : (max(l), l))(
                        list(map(sum, map(lambda l: map(lambda e: e[1], l),
                        map(lambda l: filter(lambda e: e[0], l),
                        map(lambda l: zip(*l), zip(node, self.lists))))))))) #sorry

He said that his eyes bled but he felt a strange satisfaction.

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I've been pondering this one for a bit, not really meant to be funny, just something my brain churned out from the deep dark recesses of

my puberdescent teenage mind.

'''This code is utterly useless, I don't even know why you're trying to figure it out, it doesn't work!
If your still reading this comment that means your soul must have been eaten by the horrendous
clusterfuck that created the prior class of 123 lines which tangles everything so horridly it is 
incomprehensible. Don't even try and read what's below because all the comments are trolls
and the code will require TWO supercomputers which have been given steroids to figure out. 
You will never make it out of here.

May the computer gods and their goats bless your geeky soul, and may your brain not melt into goo.'''

I am seriously considering sticking this into an old BASH file I have. I dont remember the format for multi-line comments but a little research will turn something up.

 

EDIT: It appears despite me only being 16, programming is already slowly driving me insane.

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I've been pondering this one for a bit, not really meant to be funny, just something my brain churned out from the deep dark recesses of

my puberdescent teenage mind.

'''This code is utterly useless, I don't even know why you're trying to figure it out, it doesn't work!
If your still reading this comment that means your soul must have been eaten by the horrendous
clusterfuck that created the prior class of 123 lines which tangles everything so horridly it is 
incomprehensible. Don't even try and read what's below because all the comments are trolls
and the code will require TWO supercomputers which have been given steroids to figure out. 
You will never make it out of here.

May the computer gods and their goats bless your geeky soul, and may your brain not melt into goo.'''

I am seriously considering sticking this into an old BASH file I have. I dont remember the format for multi-line comments but a little research will turn something up.

 

EDIT: It appears despite me only being 16, programming is already slowly driving me insane.

 

Maybe the jerk should have spent less time trying to be the next Shakespeare and refactored the code.  Sheesh.

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I've been pondering this one for a bit, not really meant to be funny, just something my brain churned out from the deep dark recesses of

my puberdescent teenage mind.

'''This code is utterly useless, I don't even know why you're trying to figure it out, it doesn't work!
If your still reading this comment that means your soul must have been eaten by the horrendous
clusterfuck that created the prior class of 123 lines which tangles everything so horridly it is 
incomprehensible. Don't even try and read what's below because all the comments are trolls
and the code will require TWO supercomputers which have been given steroids to figure out. 
You will never make it out of here.

May the computer gods and their goats bless your geeky soul, and may your brain not melt into goo.'''

I am seriously considering sticking this into an old BASH file I have. I dont remember the format for multi-line comments but a little research will turn something up.

 

EDIT: It appears despite me only being 16, programming is already slowly driving me insane.

 

Maybe the jerk should have spent less time trying to be the next Shakespeare and refactored the code.  Sheesh.

 

Well yeah, i could have done that too, but it seemed more fun to write a uselessly long comment for a really badly coded program that will most likely never make it onto the internet.

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