People have a real Schtick about letting me know what i think, Lol As if i dont know what im trying to do.
Why not Udk, i plan to create a 3d project eventually yes? If i dont start learning now, ill never get a dream game made now will i? hm?
I confused as to why you came here for help... you clearly dont want any. We are telling you what the best thing is to do, you can take the advice or not. You started this saying things like "Im not a rocket scientist" and "absolutely no experience", but now you "know what youre trying to do". I think you should decide where you stand my man, you either want help or not. If you already know what to do, then you should just do it.
Why not UDK? That was answered already.. but lets say I told you to build me a 1 ft x 1ft bird house, would you go and buy an axe and a jackhammer to use as tools? Probably not. Would they work?? Yes maybe... somehow.. but does that seem like a reasonable idea? Well thats what using UDK to make a 2d RPG is like. Go get yourself some smaller, more ideal tools and be smart.