You must not have desires for my ass

posted in Shell extensions, code design and fluff

Published October 17, 2005

So while arguing with a friend of mine, who claimed that God prohibits alcohol in the Ten Commandments, I went to Wikipedia to solve the discussion. No alcohol is mentioned in the commandments. But while looking, I found this a bit funny.

Quote:
Commandment nr 10
"and you shall not desire your neighbor's house, his field, or his manservant, or his maidservant, his ox, or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's."

What's so funny?

Quote:
"and you shall not desire your neighbor's house, ... or his ass, or anything that is your neighbor's."

Say what?

Quote:
"you shall not desire your neighbor's ... or his ass"

...HIS ASS?!?!

*laughs to death and goes to hell*

edit: but what if it's a girl?.. [grin]

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Comments

TraderJack

Well, you know... donkey.

But yeah, the older bibles are funny like that.

-IV

Disclaimer: I am Christian. No flaming please

October 17, 2005 10:27 PM

BDePesa

God doesn't prohibit alcohol when used in moderation. Remember the story of Jesus turning water into wine? Bring that story up :).

October 17, 2005 11:41 PM

jbadams

'arse' [looksaround]

I don't recall alchohol being forbidden though.

October 18, 2005 12:15 AM

Aldacron

Quote:from Dictionary.com
ass
n. pl. ass·es (sz)

1. Any of several hoofed mammals of the genus Equus, resembling and closely related to the horses but having a smaller build and longer ears, and including the domesticated donkey.

October 22, 2005 04:43 AM

Seriema

still funny though! *continues laughing from the pits of hell*

October 22, 2005 07:49 AM

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