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(singing) I get paid to get high!

Started by frob Mar 2, 2007 at 2:51 PM 7 replies 3.5k views

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Mar 2, 2007 at 2:51 PM

Just around the door to my cube is the server room. There is a crazy guy in there painting. He's singing "I get paid to get high! I want to go fly! Oh woo hoo hoo, mr magoo, you did it again ...." A few minutes ago it was "

Oh yeah! Oh yippie! Just like that, a new can.

" The smell of paint is all over around the cubes and I'm starting to get a little feeling in my head.... I think I'm going to quit my job as a coder and be a painter for a while.

Chokki

Mar 2, 2007 at 4:58 PM

gunning

Mar 2, 2007 at 5:16 PM

Sure if you want to kill your brain cells....

If you want a high, at least be smart about it.

owl

Mar 2, 2007 at 5:18 PM

nice. why don't you go there and have some painting done too?

Ravuya

Mar 2, 2007 at 8:44 PM

Inhalant abuse never gets old.

HAM

Mar 2, 2007 at 10:55 PM

I've done numerous mind altering substances. But the highest I have ever been was when I was helping my uncle put up some FRP with some industrial glue.

We were in a little hallway, liitle ventilation, coating the walls in glue and then hanging the FRP.

After a few minutes the walls went away, the glue was alive, and I could see horses... somehow we managed to actually finish the job.

Funkymunky

Mar 2, 2007 at 11:10 PM

someone recently told me that ween did one of their albums in some hotel room over the course of 3 days while constantly getting high off scotch-guard.

ibtl?

alnite

Mar 3, 2007 at 2:30 PM

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Original post by frob
The smell of paint is all over around the cubes and I'm starting to get a little feeling in my head....

I think I'm going to quit my job as a coder and be a painter for a while.

You don't need to. All you need to do is to stay as close to the painter as possible and inhale the scent of fresh paint. When painter has gone away, wipe away the wet paint so that the painter has to go back and repaint the wall, and pretend you don't know anything.

Luckless

Mar 3, 2007 at 4:47 PM

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Original post by alnite
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Original post by frob
The smell of paint is all over around the cubes and I'm starting to get a little feeling in my head....

I think I'm going to quit my job as a coder and be a painter for a while.

You don't need to. All you need to do is to stay as close to the painter as possible and inhale the scent of fresh paint. When painter has gone away, wipe away the wet paint so that the painter has to go back and repaint the wall, and pretend you don't know anything.

if they are painting a different colour from what was there, it is better to get a light dye tinted somewhat like the old colour was, then spay that lightly over the fresh paint, and say you think the colour is bleeding through.

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