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So as we were all casually chatting on #gamedev about fairly random things (like usual), when a certain "vipejc" logged onto the channel via the site's jIRC client claiming to have brilliant hockey game design ideas.
Anyway, he was a complete idiot (and has actually signed up to the forums already), but what the funniest and perhaps scariest fact of all was - that he uses AOL.
Yep, folks, he uses AOL. He was a complete idiot that uses AOL. All of the AOL stereotypes applied to him.
Truly astounding.
And without further adue, from beginning to very end;
The Tragic Tale of an AOL Escapee.
Enjoy!
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AOL newbs actually exist. They are no longer a myth.
Started by Drevay, Oct 30 2004 09:08 PM
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#1 Banned - Reputation: 100
Posted 30 October 2004 - 09:08 PM
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#3 Banned - Reputation: 100
Posted 30 October 2004 - 09:27 PM
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Original post by Snaily
Man, you were four minutes too late!
Awsome.
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#5 Members - Reputation: 454
Posted 30 October 2004 - 09:38 PM
heya,
Not to be mean or prejudiced or anything, but I've found that the majority of AOL users [who post] on the net are AOL newbs. It's really quite scary when you read a post thinking "definitely an AOL user" and you get to the end and they give their AOL email address. Maybe it's just a sixth sense or something though...
And, nice timing.
//end rant;
CJM
Not to be mean or prejudiced or anything, but I've found that the majority of AOL users [who post] on the net are AOL newbs. It's really quite scary when you read a post thinking "definitely an AOL user" and you get to the end and they give their AOL email address. Maybe it's just a sixth sense or something though...
And, nice timing.
//end rant;
CJM
#9 Staff Emeritus - Reputation: 1668
Posted 30 October 2004 - 10:09 PM
Work in progress, but...
hockey 0.1
I took down the rough sketches and bundled them into the archive. I think I'll keep at it. (The code's horrendous!)
Requires Python and PyGame.
hockey 0.1
I took down the rough sketches and bundled them into the archive. I think I'll keep at it. (The code's horrendous!)
Requires Python and PyGame.
#10 Members - Reputation: 443
Posted 30 October 2004 - 10:16 PM
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[03:55] <vipejc> does anyone in here have hockey programming skills?
[03:56] <vipejc> i know
[03:56] <Oluseyi> you don't program hockey
[03:56] <vipejc> ur so slow
[03:56] [Drevay] yah, you program games
[03:56] <Oluseyi> your question is malformed
[03:56] <Promit> "does anyone in here have hockey programming skills?" -- omg.
[03:56] <vipejc> ur brain is malformed
[03:56] [Drevay] vipejc, i think this is a vice versa situation
[03:56] <Promit> ...
[03:56] <Ainokea> I gotz mad hockey programming skillz
[03:56] <Oluseyi> your mother is malformed
[03:56] <Ainokea> I program skating and shit
ROFL .... AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHa
why am I never on IRC when something cool happens :(
[Edited by - snisarenko on October 31, 2004 4:16:03 AM]
#11 Banned - Reputation: 100
Posted 30 October 2004 - 10:53 PM
Here's the game Oluseyi is working on with Pygame, Numeric and Python 2.3.x:
The Ultimate Clicky of Clickiness.
That's all done in under an hour. He had a minor issue with displaying the bmp properly, anyway, we're all looking forward to an updated version. [grin]
The Ultimate Clicky of Clickiness.
That's all done in under an hour. He had a minor issue with displaying the bmp properly, anyway, we're all looking forward to an updated version. [grin]
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#12 Staff Emeritus - Reputation: 1821
Posted 31 October 2004 - 12:21 AM
Feh. Yes, there are idiots and some of them use the internet. Yes, a large percentage of English-language users access it through AOL. Yes, you stand a pretty good chance of encountering an idiot who uses AOL. What's the big deal?
And no, not "all of the AOL stereotypes applied to him." He didn't speak in caps. [rolleyes]
And no, not "all of the AOL stereotypes applied to him." He didn't speak in caps. [rolleyes]
#16 Members - Reputation: 920
Posted 31 October 2004 - 01:10 AM
LOL! The funniest thing is that this guy is actually serious! You should check out his profile :D
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Job Title: I, C, S Specialist
Job Description: I think up numerous hockey video game ideas, concepts, and suggestions. Then collaborate and elaborate on them. With the producers and company. And have my material implemented into the hockey games.
#17 Members - Reputation: 1225
Posted 31 October 2004 - 01:23 AM
"<Ainokea> the question is do you vipe?"
for a minute, I thought he was making a joke about being on the toilet.
for a minute, I thought he was making a joke about being on the toilet.
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#18 Members - Reputation: 620
Posted 31 October 2004 - 02:26 AM
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Original post by Lode
LOL! The funniest thing is that this guy is actually serious! You should check out his profile :DQuote:
Job Title: I, C, S Specialist
Job Description: I think up numerous hockey video game ideas, concepts, and suggestions. Then collaborate and elaborate on them. With the producers and company. And have my material implemented into the hockey games.
The punctuation...my eyes...Nooooo! [tears]
