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You are standing in an old forest underneath a mighty oak tree. Several angry looking birds peer down at you. There is a piece of rope here. To the north you see a clearing. To the west there is a river. YOUR COMMAND>
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> TOSS the ROPE at the ANGRY-LOOKING BIRDS
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You pick up the rope and toss it to one of the angry birds.
The bird flys away with it and it is gone forever now.

YOUR COMMAND>
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The other birds circle around and s**t on you in turn.

You are standing in an old forest underneath a mighty oak tree covered in bird fecal matter, feeling depressed, with no rope to hang yourself.
To the north you see a clearing.
To the west there is a river.

YOUR COMMAND>
EAT rope
Quote:Original post by DukeAtreides076
EAT rope


Oh if only there were any rope left to eat. The birds have taken it away.
They did however leave you a "present" on the tree if you're still hungry.

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EAT tree
Quote:Original post by DukeAtreides076
EAT tree


Ah, now that is a much better choice. It looks delicious.
You take a big bite and to your surprise, it is not made of chocolate, but just ordinary wood. After knocking out most of your teeth, you have eating a good-sized hole in the tree - big enough to climb into. You can here whispering from inside.

There are several teeth and a few bird droppings on the ground.

To the north you see a clearing.
To the west there is a river.

YOUR COMMAND>
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eat clearing
Quote:Original post by eedok
eat clearing


The odd thing about a clearing is that there's little there (especially in the way of food). However, since you are the persistent type you pick up some grass, rocks, and dirt and have yourself a snack. Being satisfied that you have eaten at least part of the clearing, you go back to looking inside the tree.

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