Got kids? Or know any? Are they nearing (or in) puberty? Well, share their funnies!
My friend's 5 year old daughter loves her MP3 player and she sings along although she doesn't understand the lyrics. When they were out shopping for clothes, she was loudly singing "suicide, suicide" while listening to some Adam Green song. He said he couldn't stop laughing when he noticed the very surprised and confused looks from the other people in the store...
Quote:Original post by Tha_HoodRatIt doesn't surprise me: atmospheric scattering is a hellass cool explanation, especially compared to "God did it." If you really explain it fully, using prisms and stuff, then it explains a whole load of other things too, like how and why the sky changes colour at times.Quote:Original post by mikemanAgreed, his memory surprises me I had explained this months before.Quote:
Another Kid -" Why is the sky blue?"
Teacher -" because God made it blue."
Son - " No Ms Nillie, its because light from the sun scatters when it enters the atmoshpere.
It would be better if there was a third kid: "Yeah I guess you should have looked into that silly teacher!".
Compared to the way the natural world actually works, most of the religious explanations are pretty boring.
I don't have kids (probably I never will), but here's a story about me.
I was a sex machine as a little kid: I was 2, my girl cousin was 3, we were playing naked while the family was watching, when I suddenly had erection and tried to "do" my cousin. My father was prouder then ever, my mother was screaming my 17 year old brother almost puked.
At the age of 5, it was usual for me to grab the tits and reach for the pussies of 18-20 year old girls. They all got so horrified that they still mention this.
I was a sex machine as a little kid: I was 2, my girl cousin was 3, we were playing naked while the family was watching, when I suddenly had erection and tried to "do" my cousin. My father was prouder then ever, my mother was screaming my 17 year old brother almost puked.
At the age of 5, it was usual for me to grab the tits and reach for the pussies of 18-20 year old girls. They all got so horrified that they still mention this.
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Quote:Original post by superpig
Compared to the way the natural world actually works, most of the religious explanations are pretty boring.
Shush! :)
szecs, I know this really good therapist social analyst! xD
Quote:Original post by irreversibleQuote:Original post by superpig
Compared to the way the natural world actually works, most of the religious explanations are pretty boring.
Shush! :)
szecs, I know this really good therapist social analyst! xD
Hey, there's no problem with my youth. The problem is that girls still get horrified...
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