Malaysian Airlines Flight 370

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50 comments, last by warhound 10 years, 1 month ago

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Next you're going to tell us that S.P.E.C.T.R.E. stole the two nuclear bombs (that is what's really behind the stolen passports!) that were aboard. After the pilot landed the plane in the middle of the Indian Ocean and sank it in merely 15 meter deep water, frog-men killed the pilot and transported the bombs to Largo's yacht and covered the plane with a camouflage net. They're in Nassau now. Big Ben will strike seven times at 6 o'clock tonight.

Then again, it's probably not worse than any other theory.

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China has a possible satellite image of the plane:

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I expect China actually has higher-resolution satellites than that, but probably down-graded it to not give away the level of detail of their spy satellites. ph34r.png

But hey, while I'm wearing tinfoil, I might as well point out that that image looks like a different kind of vessel.


I expect China actually has higher-resolution satellites than that, but probably down-graded it to not give away the level of detail of their spy satellites.

We (the US) know they do. We gave them the technology to make their satellites. I believe it was President Clinton that gave it to them.

China has a possible satellite image of the plane:

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I expect China actually has higher-resolution satellites than that, but probably down-graded it to not give away the level of detail of their spy satellites. ph34r.png

But hey, while I'm wearing tinfoil, I might as well point out that that image looks like a different kind of vessel.

Looks like the stealth boat out of Tomorrow Never Dies....

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Malaysian Prime Minister has basically gave an official announcement that flight 370 crashed into the southern Indian Ocean. How can he say that when Australia only said they found an odd item in a quadrant, but hasn't gone to look at it yet (according to the new just a half hour ago)?

Malaysian Prime Minister has basically gave an official announcement that flight 370 crashed into the southern Indian Ocean. How can he say that when Australia only said they found an odd item in a quadrant, but hasn't gone to look at it yet (according to the new just a half hour ago)?

I don't know, but my guess is that it might have something to do with the plane's last known location being in the Indian Ocean and the plane at that point not having enough fuel to go, you know, anywhere else.

-~-The Cow of Darkness-~-

Malaysian Prime Minister has basically gave an official announcement that flight 370 crashed into the southern Indian Ocean. How can he say that when Australia only said they found an odd item in a quadrant, but hasn't gone to look at it yet (according to the new just a half hour ago)?

I don't know, but my guess is that it might have something to do with the plane's last known location being in the Indian Ocean and the plane at that point not having enough fuel to go, you know, anywhere else.

But weren't they saying that they didn't know if the plane went in the direction of the southern Indian Ocean or not? When did they get the satellite data that confirms this?

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Malaysian Prime Minister has basically gave an official announcement that flight 370 crashed into the southern Indian Ocean. How can he say that when Australia only said they found an odd item in a quadrant, but hasn't gone to look at it yet (according to the new just a half hour ago)?

I don't know, but my guess is that it might have something to do with the plane's last known location being in the Indian Ocean and the plane at that point not having enough fuel to go, you know, anywhere else.

But weren't they saying that they didn't know if the plane went in the direction of the southern Indian Ocean or not? When did they get the satellite data that confirms this?

I thought I read something about them having a new last-known location yesterday or this morning, but I could be entirely wrong.

To be honest, I meant my post more as an explanation about how it could be possible to know that the plane had crashed (even in the absence of finding any wreckage) rather than an accurate description of how this conclusion was reached.

That said, I would be very surprised if they reached the conclusion that the plane crased in the Indian Ocean in a substantially different way.

-~-The Cow of Darkness-~-

I found this article. Looks like they calculated the location based on a new satellite model.

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