NyxenonMember Since 31 Oct 2011
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"Dark Shadows" with Johnny Depp is seriously one of the shittiest movies I have EVER seen. I would not recommend it to anyone. I seriously would have rather watched Twilight than that shit.
An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. “How old is this rock, professor?” The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.” “Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God create...
Awesome prank: When your friend is sleeping, put shaving cream on their face. Start tickling their face with a feather. When they go to wipe their face, take out a gun and shoot them in between the eyes.