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Member Since 31 Oct 2011
Offline Last Active May 23 2012 03:02 AM

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"Dark Shadows" with Johnny Depp is seriously one of the shittiest movies I have EVER seen. I would not recommend it to anyone. I seriously would have rather watched Twilight than that shit.
May 20 2012 08:28 AM

An atheist, communist, ACLU lawyer professor was teaching a class on Karl Marx. “Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and accept that Marx was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL stood up, holding a rock. “How old is this rock, professor?” The arrogant professor smirked and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.” “Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God create...
Apr 13 2012 06:55 PM

Awesome prank: When your friend is sleeping, put shaving cream on their face. Start tickling their face with a feather. When they go to wipe their face, take out a gun and shoot them in between the eyes.
Apr 02 2012 02:13 PM

It's amazing how quickly a stack of crackers will disappear.
Mar 31 2012 01:13 AM

I made a new Xbox Live account, bitches. My new gamertag is Gersberms.
Mar 30 2012 07:07 PM

"Can't make a baby outta dirt and gravy."
Mar 26 2012 07:22 PM

Adieu to the farkers that think that it's funny.
Mar 26 2012 04:19 PM

fark yeah, I'm FINALLY back on Windows 7!
Mar 19 2012 04:17 PM

I love Jesus Christ.
Mar 18 2012 02:52 PM