August 23, 2005
Apparently, Jesus would assassinate Hugo Chavez.
Quote:
VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. -- Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson suggested on-air that American operatives assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez to stop his country from becoming "a launching pad for communist infiltration and Muslim extremism.…
August 15, 2005
So I finally decided to go ahead and weigh myself again yesterday; I've been putting it off for a few weeks, because I dreaded seeing it...
And I was pleasantly surprised.
I'm down 5 pounds over the past 6 weeks, which, while it isn't a stellar improvement, is still better than nothing. I would have …
And I was pleasantly surprised.
I'm down 5 pounds over the past 6 weeks, which, while it isn't a stellar improvement, is still better than nothing. I would have …
August 12, 2005
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who oftentimes lived in a bucket.
He used to make games,
But then he found dames,
And now he simply says "aww fuck it".
Life's too short to be spending every spare minute of your life sitting in a dark basement, staring at a computer screen, making computer games.
Who oftentimes lived in a bucket.
He used to make games,
But then he found dames,
And now he simply says "aww fuck it".
Life's too short to be spending every spare minute of your life sitting in a dark basement, staring at a computer screen, making computer games.
August 10, 2005
Life is good. I am grand. It's a beautiful day and everything is quite fine, and I hope you are as well.
Peace, my jovial bretheren.
Peace, my jovial bretheren.
August 09, 2005
I've reached a decision about my life. Yes.
Yes I have.
The decision?
I fucking hate people who use the word "podcast". It's an utterly ridiculous word that is completely useless and people use it simply to make themselves sound cool.
"Ooooh, I podcasted my blog today, AREN'T I A COOL INTELLECTUAL ELIT…
Yes I have.
The decision?
I fucking hate people who use the word "podcast". It's an utterly ridiculous word that is completely useless and people use it simply to make themselves sound cool.
"Ooooh, I podcasted my blog today, AREN'T I A COOL INTELLECTUAL ELIT…
August 08, 2005
One of the games that I always enjoyed a lot was Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. It had a great concept, decent graphics, excellent gameplay, and a very fine-tuned user interface.
Great, great game.
Along comes Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.
What can I say, but "Ugh".
I have a processor that is 2x as fast as the "r…
Great, great game.
Along comes Roller Coaster Tycoon 3.
What can I say, but "Ugh".
I have a processor that is 2x as fast as the "r…
August 05, 2005
So I've learned a few things in the past few days.
First of all, the song "Penny Lane" is actually called "Penny Lane", and not "Elaine", as I had always thought. No wonder it was so difficult to find.
...
And second, John Lennon screws up the backing vocals at 2:56 on "Hey Jude" and says "Fucking hel…
First of all, the song "Penny Lane" is actually called "Penny Lane", and not "Elaine", as I had always thought. No wonder it was so difficult to find.
...
And second, John Lennon screws up the backing vocals at 2:56 on "Hey Jude" and says "Fucking hel…
July 29, 2005
So apparently there's this British woman who gets paid to sit on guys.
She weighs 252 pounds (18 stones) and people pay her GBP100/hr to sit on them.
What the fuck?
She weighs 252 pounds (18 stones) and people pay her GBP100/hr to sit on them.
What the fuck?
July 26, 2005
The Discovery has launched.
It's always been my favourite shuttle; It is currently the oldest spacecraft in use, and holds the record for the most launches of a single spacecraft (this is its 31st launch), though Columbia had more orbits, distance, and time in space.
It's always been my favourite shuttle; It is currently the oldest spacecraft in use, and holds the record for the most launches of a single spacecraft (this is its 31st launch), though Columbia had more orbits, distance, and time in space.
Shuttle Flights Days O…
July 25, 2005
First, we have the asshole politicians who condemn GTA:SA for being hackable to display "hardcore gratuitous sex" (while clothed, no less).
And now, we have the asshole lawyer who wants The Sims 2 banned.
And now, we have the asshole lawyer who wants The Sims 2 banned.
Quote:
Knowing that the game is popular among all ages, EA has even taken steps to ensure that Si…
July 21, 2005
So last month I got pulled over for the very first time in my life. 9 years of perfect driving, all down the drain, sigh.
I was going through the Village of Corfu, which is a tiny little town near an amusement park; and they whip out the speed traps in summertime in order to catch all the careless k…
I was going through the Village of Corfu, which is a tiny little town near an amusement park; and they whip out the speed traps in summertime in order to catch all the careless k…
July 15, 2005
I think someone stole my penis!!
I woke up this morning and I had a vagina!
CRAP!
I woke up this morning and I had a vagina!
CRAP!
July 12, 2005
So, you know how I weighed myself 2 weeks ago and found out that I weigh 370lb's?
I've been really freaked out by that, and I've been asking people what they think I weigh, and almost every single time, they say I'm in the 270-300 range, 310 tops.
I don't get it.
Is it possible that my massive thigh m…
I've been really freaked out by that, and I've been asking people what they think I weigh, and almost every single time, they say I'm in the 270-300 range, 310 tops.
I don't get it.
Is it possible that my massive thigh m…
July 11, 2005
Moved out last night. It was... emotional. This is the second time I've moved out of the house, and hopefully the final time, and I'm resuming my life, as I should have done 4 years ago, the last time I moved out.
I have a cute little apartment in a building full of older people, so I don't have to …
I have a cute little apartment in a building full of older people, so I don't have to …
July 08, 2005
I'm moving on Sunday!
WHEEEE!
Got my own little apartment out in the country, away from the big city and the 'burbs.
Won't get internet access either; I figure it's a waste of my money. I get internet access at work, so why would I pay $50/mo extra for home internet when I barely even use my computer …
WHEEEE!
Got my own little apartment out in the country, away from the big city and the 'burbs.
Won't get internet access either; I figure it's a waste of my money. I get internet access at work, so why would I pay $50/mo extra for home internet when I barely even use my computer …
July 07, 2005
dot dot dot.
I have to go pee a lot lately. I don't know why.
I have to go pee a lot lately. I don't know why.
July 06, 2005
Well folks, it was about time I got myself weighed up, for the first time in years. I've been putting it off for a loooong time, because I was always afraid of knowing the true number. But, I sucked it up, went on over to the GNC store in my local mall, and stood on the scale in front of it.
370 pou…
370 pou…
July 03, 2005
Pouya says I fucked myself.
I wish I knew what he was talking about.
I wish I knew what he was talking about.
July 01, 2005
I'm conducting a survey. I'm trying to find out if the person who I contracted to give me a journal headline was being truthful with me or not.
So, without further ado, please answer the following:
Has this journal changed your life?
If yes, how?
If no, what could this journal have done differently in …
So, without further ado, please answer the following:
Has this journal changed your life?
If yes, how?
If no, what could this journal have done differently in …
June 30, 2005
Here's a condensed version of my bike log:
Min 65 5.68 1.02 9.35 0.00 44 3 3.25
Max 3242 239.75 50.07 15.71 29.00 88 25 …
June 29, 2005
So I'm back. I left in a childish rage which is thoroughly embarassing in retrospect, but as they say; live and learn.
I've been pretty busy with my life, and I don't even touch my home computer for more than about 10 minutes a day anymore (usually I don't even use it at all).
Anyway. I've been doing…
I've been pretty busy with my life, and I don't even touch my home computer for more than about 10 minutes a day anymore (usually I don't even use it at all).
Anyway. I've been doing…
May 12, 2005
I was going to post this as a reply to my last entry, but no one would see it, and I think it would be a good discussion.
I've never understood this mindset. Nor have I ever understood the whole "Science is bull…
Quote:
Maybe you shouldn't use the word 'God' as the starting word for a scientific entry.
I've never understood this mindset. Nor have I ever understood the whole "Science is bull…
May 11, 2005
God I hate journalism.
So, basically the article is saying that it's so weird that every planet we're detecting has a highly eccentric orbit, and that they are always more massive than Jupiter.
Why is this weird? It's only weird to someone who doesn't understand how we detect the planets; ie: journal…
So, basically the article is saying that it's so weird that every planet we're detecting has a highly eccentric orbit, and that they are always more massive than Jupiter.
Why is this weird? It's only weird to someone who doesn't understand how we detect the planets; ie: journal…
May 09, 2005
Heh.
Quote:
SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian prison siege ended on Monday after a group of inmates agreed to release a guard they had held for two days in return for a delivery of pizzas, prison officials said.
A group of up to 20 inmates seized control of the reception area of the maximum security Ri…
May 06, 2005
Have fun!
Heh heh, that game is seriously addictive. It took me an entire day to beat it.
Just pay VERY close attention. To EVERYTHING. There are traps and dead ends, hooah.
Heh heh, that game is seriously addictive. It took me an entire day to beat it.
Just pay VERY close attention. To EVERYTHING. There are traps and dead ends, hooah.
May 05, 2005
El Cinco de Mayo ("The Fifth of May" in Spanish) is a national holiday in Mexico. It commemorates the victory of Mexican forces led by General Ignacio Zaragoza over the French expeditionary forces in the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.
Under the pretext of forcing payment for Mexico's outstanding a…
Under the pretext of forcing payment for Mexico's outstanding a…
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