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This week's Whoroscope

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Pouya

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Last time people complained that there were stuff about 3d development and graphics and stuff that they weren't doing.
So... This week we have more general related stuff!


  • Aries:
    Performance is the key. Don't use stupid languages or unnecesary loops. Your code is crap, but at least you should try to hide the fact from other people. You will have a very difficult time if you accept the offer from the middle aged man.

  • Taurus:
    Quit slacking off. There's something that needs to be done soon. Do it. Game development is not the only thing in the world, an alternative choice might brighten up your week..

  • Gemini:
    And the hard work time is finally over (temporarily). You can rest for a bit. Try compiling some old projects that you didn't get to work last time. This may just be your lucky week.

  • Cancer:
    If you're reading this, you're either lying about your sign, or that you failed at killing yourself last week. Try again, never give up.

  • Leo:
    Forget about games, graphics, or other things. Your life is short and you will disappear soon. If you were recently assigned as moderator of something (like maybe Lounge?) then learn from your previous 2 successors who magically disappeared a few weeks after being assigned. Same is going to happen to you.

  • Virgo:
    Sudden disinterest in storyline will make you have radical changes to your project, it'll all for the best. Your hardware problem hasn't been fixed yet, but it may not annoy you as much anymore. You can make some progress.

  • Libra:
    I don't like writing horoscopes for your zodiac sign. Take the hint.

  • Scorpio:
    Sleepless nights somehow seem to be pleasing when you see the result of your hardwork. Be warned that the results may not show up this week, or anytime soon, or at all, so don't hold your breath. Just keep working, one day you will be recognized as a hard worker parent with no life.

  • Sagittarius:
    Of course, everything is just awesome again. What were you expecting? You will beat Halo 2 and/or HalfLife 2 this week (or early next week) and have the best time playing it.

  • Capricorn:
    Did you kill that dark man yet? (refer to last week's horoscope). If you haven't, then the bad omen will catch you and shake you up at nights, giving you nightmares about your game sucking. Then you'll wake up and realise that your game DOES suck. Try killing the dark man this time, your fate may just change.

  • Aquarius:
    Ocean of possibility is waiting, you just need to learn how to swim. But remember, very few people who know how to swim can cross the ocean. If you fail, you will be instantly killed nad eaten by sharks.

  • Pisces:
    You will spend your life playing HalfLife 2 or Halo 2. No hope in game development. Also, your mother MIGHT confess her undying love (in a sexual way) to you.

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My whoroscope (Leo) makes me sad. Speaking of Lounge mods: has anyone seen mittens lately? If he's gone, are you choosing a new mod to take his place? If so, can I be assured that I'll never be chosen? Seriously, just thinking about being a mod scares the holy living crap out of me. Never mind. I just noticed the post about Oluseyi becoming Lounge mod. May Fate be merciful to us.

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My whoroscope (Leo) makes me sad. Speaking of Lounge mods: has anyone seen mittens lately? If he's gone, are you choosing a new mod to take his place? If so, can I be assured that I'll never be chosen? Seriously, just thinking about being a mod scares the holy living crap out of me.

Have you bothered to read the new sticky in the lounge about the new lounge mod (who happens to be a Leo) or at least looking at who the current lounge moderator is?

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