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Medical Experiments....How do I sign up?

Started by oni_toranoshi Nov 1, 2004 at 11:52 PM 13 replies 2.1k views

Original Post

Nov 1, 2004 at 11:52 PM

Okay, I'm not looking to sign up for simplistic, experiments I'm looking more towards that "Mad Scientist", type of deal. Genetic, Nano Technology, etc. The world around us is changing, and if we don't change with it we shall die. So many people bicker, bitch, moan and complain about things in which they don't understand. Howevr they do not fully grasp the application(s) of the experiments, and what they could possibly lead to. I would offer myself up as a "guinea pig" if I knew the who's and hows! I am not affraid of the outcomes. Death is inevitable, however we can choose to die with our heads held high, if you have done something meaningful. Who knows how many countless lives could be spared.

Senses777

Nov 1, 2004 at 11:58 PM

Why not call up Dr. Robert White? He might be able to head you in the right direction.

falkone

Nov 2, 2004 at 12:14 AM

joanusdmentia

Nov 2, 2004 at 12:32 AM

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Original post by falkone

$fractoid$

fractoid

Nov 2, 2004 at 12:38 AM

I'm afraid they don't test nanomeds on college students. Nor the T-virus. :/

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at falkone! [grin]]

oni_toranoshi

Nov 4, 2004 at 11:04 PM

Contacting the doctor would sound easy enough if I knew how to get in contact with him. Also I am not a college student, and the only way for human nano med testing is if they are done voluntary, as in with out pay. However, the benefits of the nanomeds, out way the risks. Worst case scenario, I die! Not actually a big risk when you calculate in the fact that everyone dies. Best case scenario, they work, and I nolonger have asthma. You do the math.

Avatar God

Nov 4, 2004 at 11:09 PM

Unfortunately, I can't see the image...

temp_ie_cant_thinkof_name

Nov 5, 2004 at 1:53 AM

It would probably make us laugh like this guy I just saw on CNN:

Quote:

"God told me he brought Bush." Really you talked to God? "Yes, I've seen Jesus. God told me he put Bush in power."

ROFLES thrown at that guy.

CGameProgrammer

Nov 5, 2004 at 2:04 AM

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Original post by oni_toranoshi
Okay, I'm not looking to sign up for simplistic, experiments I'm looking more towards that "Mad Scientist", type of deal. Genetic, Nano Technology, etc.

The world around us is changing, and if we don't change with it we shall die. So many people bicker, bitch, moan and complain about things in which they don't understand. Howevr they do not fully grasp the application(s) of the experiments, and what they could possibly lead to.

I would offer myself up as a "guinea pig" if I knew the who's and hows! I am not affraid of the outcomes. Death is inevitable, however we can choose to die with our heads held high, if you have done something meaningful. Who knows how many countless lives could be spared.

You signed up yesterday to a game-development website to tell us this?

temp_ie_cant_thinkof_name

Nov 5, 2004 at 2:24 AM

Of course. Medical experts frequent here. Send me your donated organs, plz.

furby100

Nov 5, 2004 at 5:13 AM

If you have a medical problem on which a new treatment can be tested, you will only usually be put on a clinical trial if the conventional treatments have failed, since part of the clinical trial is denying half of the people the new treatment.

evelyn

Nov 5, 2004 at 5:43 AM

Well, be warned if it all goes kak. A brother-in-law went in for medical trials about 2 years ago and he had a helluva time....he now only has 40% of his lungs working and has now begun deteriorating again. He has tried to get compensation from the company to no avail and had been in the local news and the national papers highlighting the dangers of participating in medical trials. Just make sure you have weighed up all the pros and cons before taking part.

rohde

Nov 5, 2004 at 5:45 AM

Just some inspiration to the OP: Medical Experiments of the Holocaust and Nazi Medicine.

I wish you good luck. You might be able to personally save a mouse or two ;)

oni_toranoshi

Nov 16, 2004 at 3:41 PM

A man once told me "you can only find the answers you seek if you ask everyone!" unfortunately to no avail the only answers i have been recieving are coming from people who believe sarcasim is the answer to the worlds problems. Very few of you are catually giving me answers, or information to process, on whether or not to continue looking for these experiments. However to those of you with actual answers, and information thank you. And to those of you who send me nothing more than sarcasim, tr something funnier next, If your not going to help with info, the least you could do is give me something funny to laugh at.

Mage2k

Nov 16, 2004 at 5:37 PM

Bigger con than dying: being left sick/debilitated for a very long time until you die.

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