good 'make someone say something' jokes

"I'm thinking updog"
"What's up dawg?"

"You're a dickfor." (say it really ernestly)
"What's a dick for?"

People actually spend their time doing this?

Classic:

You: I bet I could make you say black!
Them: Okay
You: What colour is my [something red]?
Them: Red
You: What colour is my [something white]?
Them: White
You: What colour is my [something yellow]?
Them: Yellow
You: Hah! I made you say yellow!
Them: Wasn't I supposed to say black?

I'm going to try some of these.

I may also have no friends by tomorrow.

I remember doing those kinda things years back in school; Also the whole 'and' trick. (Asking them to say the alphabit and then pointing out that and is a color in 'X Y and Z' or the same in 'Red white and Blue' making them look like a moron.)

Those were the days...

You: How do you get an elephant into a subway?

Them: I don't know.

You: You take the 's' out of "sub" and get the "f" out of the way.

Them: There is no 'f' in way!

Humor portal legend.

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Original post by silverphyre673 You: How do you get an elephant into a subway? Them: I don't know. You: You take the 's' out of "sub" and get the "f" out of the way. Them: There is no 'f' in way! Humor portal legend.

Of course with todays modern laugage slang they would say: 'There isn't f-in way' kinda ruining it.

Say "I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it."
They say, "Ok, knock knock."
You say, "Who's there? ..."

Hilarity ensues as they grasp for a mental foothold.

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Original post by Charles Hwang Does anyoen know good jokes that make the butto f the joke someone saying something? like so: Whatcha eating under there?' Under where? (underwear)

I bet you could do some playground style "say 'peanut' 100 times really fast" kind of jokes.

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Original post by nes8bit Quote: Original post by Charles Hwang Does anyoen know good jokes that make the butto f the joke someone saying something? like so: Whatcha eating under there?' Under where? (underwear) I bet you could do some playground style "say 'peanut' 100 times really fast" kind of jokes.

Or "say 'X' 100 times really fast". Then call them Adidas for the rest of the year - tell them it stands for All Day I Dream About Sex. I was traumatized in 6th grade. That's what you get for being in the older kid's math class. Those 7th graders were a rough bunch. And now they're seniors in high school. How time flys.

Getting someone to read, "MY DIXIE WRECKED," out loud is always good fun.

Walk around with half a brick. When someone askes, "Why do you have a brick?" You say, "I'm saving up for a house." I want to try this one in a riot being asked by a officer.

Spell "ICUP".

The last one I remember telling was way back before middle school some time. The gist of the joke was to tell the person to look down their shirt and spell "attic."

That one stopped getting repeated right around the time that me and my peers started hanging around in mixed company.

Damn, I was going to use the "say 'Mother may I' then spell cup" routine. Beaten :'(

Flashcards:

- I Am

- Sofa King

- We Todd Ed

courtesy of Billywitchdoctor.com via Aqua Teen Hunger Force

I thought you had to be at least 13 years old to sign up on this site.

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Original post by DrewGreen Damn, I was going to use the "say 'Mother may I' then spell cup" routine. Beaten :'( Flashcards: - I Am - Sofa King - We Todd Ed courtesy of Billywitchdoctor.com via Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Thats like the fax on Vampire: Bloodlines-

Get your furniture from Sofa King...
We're Sofa King Great!

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Original post by Mawr Walk around with half a brick. When someone askes, "Why do you have a brick?" You say, "I'm saving up for a house." I want to try this one in a riot being asked by a officer.

Yay for DiscWorld [grin]

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Original post by MrEvil Yay for DiscWorld [grin]

Indeed.