Clean Version (I took out all the verbal abuse)

GameDev.net vs Steam

Hey this GameDev.net
we put the 2D in Scooby Doo
we roll doobies all over you
you want 3D, really?
well your unlucky, and get it over with
My 2D sausage will bend you over quick!

Now listen here retards
This is holy grail STEAM
We ARE the KING of games!
your 2D crap plagues our stores as it cant sell
what the heck is this we dont got a 1980 intel
where the heck is your innovation
man your donkey sized brain must be on vacation
this aint the stone age, clean up your crappy mess
not even the press wants this 2D mess!

Now listen here Steam
you sound like you cook broccoli and meat
if you dont like 2D then you cant handle the heat
this 2D mess is our life and passion
we gonna hit your stores with it like we are the assassin
if you dont like, dont publish us
we only publish games to buy food for us

Dont insult our stores with your boner sag
you cant game design your way out of a wet paper bag
you flood the market with crap and think it's bread and butter
when 2D mario is soo disgusted he wants to pimp slap your mother
now sit down son an make a decent game
because this 2D crap is soo hella lame!

~ I got the original version that im working on. It'll end up being some more time spent on editing it until I release it on Youtube or something. It's not done as is, so enjoy it anyway.

You sure you took out all the verbal abuse? xD