A hello world program in 6502
[source lang="bash"]a_cr = $0d ; Carriage return.
bsout = $ffd2 ; KERNAL ROM, output a character to current device.

.code

ldx #0 ; Starting index 0 in X register.
printnext:
lda text,x ; Get character from string.
beq done ; If we read a 0 we're done.
jsr bsout ; Output character.
inx ; Increment index to next character.
bne printnext ; Repeat if index doesn't overflow to 0.
done:
rts ; Return from subroutine.

.rodata

text:
.byte "Goodbye, World!", a_cr, 0[/source]

That is quite crazy, but now as crazy as I originally thought. I assumed the language looked like binary, with no english words.