Wow. I started to play with this idea thinking, "Oh this will be amusing, I never though of my username as a title before." Some 3 hours of obsessive activity later, I seem to have accidentally created a serious concept rather than a humorous forum game response. Or at least, half a serious concept; needs more development of plot, character, everything. But it's quite a compelling little kernel of an idea.

You genetically engineer fruits.

The story is about how you once crossbreeded a watermelon and a lime, and made a refreshing drink out of it.

A shameless copy of any game I want.

Kryotech is a megacorporation that has many holdings and businesses, including Crytech. This is a corporate management game, where you manage the enormous empire that is Kryotech. A sequel to the game includes being hired by the corporation to put down a violent rebellion on asteroid 22415293 but discovering that the rebellion is part of a larger conspiracy that involves assassinations, deceit, sizzling romance (wait what?), and most of all, extreme suspense. Then we bring in a random alien race just to put a huge fix in everything.

Then we bring in a random alien race just to put a huge fix in everything.

Then we bring in a random alien race just to put a huge fix in everything.

Every game is better when it turns out aliens are really behind everything...right?

Of course! What would we do without aliens being behind everything?

It would have to be a game where 2 brothers who literally obsess over Beer have found themselves in their dream job, working for a brewery. However, they find out the brewery is run by an evil brew-master and he's planning on poisoning all his beer to make anyone who drinks it can be controlled. Their job is to stop him. Hilarity ensues.