The ultimate substitute for coke and mountain dew?

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43 comments, last by J2xC 24 years, 1 month ago
The best drink is my own personal brew. Ok Here''s the ULtra Mega Secret Formula. Are you ready..?
1 glass
fill 1/3 glass with Dr. Pepper
fill 1/3 glass with Orange Soda
fill 1/3 glass with Moutain Dew

oh man it''s a beutiful drink. It''s all I ever drink anymore. It sourta tastes like...gummy bears?? or...something...well, it tastes damn damn good. I should patent it definitly

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do you now the original coffe recipe? this have more cafeine than any thing of you people of the south have already drink
here he goes:

fill half kettle with water and put it to boil

put coffe powder util form a layer of dry powder in the water surface

mix , and fill the kettle with cold water(this will make the powder go down)

and is ready, but take care to not put powder in our cup...

but if you wanna a blow of effect instead of cold water put cold coke (this will make you don´t sleep for days...)

but here in brazil we have something moe powerfull than coffe, is called GUARANÁ ,one tea spon of it in one cup of water can make you stay more than 45 hr straight (really!!! if you don´t belive ,search the internet for it),but taste like dirt water, i think that you of the first world can find it in those exotic shops that sell herbs etc...

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Up here in Canada, the government does regulate caffeine. would you believe Mountain Dew with no caffeine. (coke has caffeine though)
just a note, GUARANÀ don´t have caffeine

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whats in this GURANA stuff that i dont know about? im in need of some of that. send a bottle right over here. ill just plug my nose so i cant taste it until the plugs come out
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Hell, they better not regulate caffinne! I have been drinking it for literally as far back as I can remember! My dad introduced me to coffee when I was 5 (although I hated it then, I learned to love it). Caffinne was the first drug I ever got addicted to! I cannot imagine a world where caffinne is regulated. Anyhow...where I live (near Atlanta, GA), we call all soda Coke...probably ''cause this is where Coke was invented!


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Just so you know. Mountain Dew is not "lemon flavored" it''s "grapefruit flavored" which is still part of the citrus family

Dr.Pepper (or Dirty pecker as we are fond of calling it) is processed "prune juice" flavored. tho you would think they''d call it Plum juice cause you ain''t getting no juice from a prune... or nookie from a prude (whateva!)

as far as i''m concerned they should stick the darned COKE back in coca cola. It could unite the world in harmony. think about it...

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Caffeine Regulation, f*** that, No-one''s gonna tell me which poisons I can and can''t drink (or at least, if they do, I''m not going to listen).

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Concerning that earlier mix I thought I''d bring a fantastic discovery I made a while back to your attention:

Mix 1/8 beer, 3/8 tonic, 1/4 vodka, 1/4 gin.

And you get an alchoholic drink that tastes like SPRITE! Yes I do mean sprite (the stuff manufactured by the coca-cola company!).

Don''t ask me how I found out about it(never trust your friends with your drink... they''ll put all kinds of stuff in it) =)

J2xC

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