Anyway, rant over. I'm back from Alton Towers, and it was pretty epic. Pictars below.
Alton Towers do this "Fast Track" system, you pay an extra GBP8 to get into a shorter queue for three of the main attractions, or an extra GBP30 to get into a shorter queue for any attraction - however, you can only fasttrack on a ride once.
The fast track queues are still 10 or 15 minutes long, if the normal queue is 45 mins though.
They also do a "Single Racer" system, for people who don't mind sitting next to a random. A lot of rides have carriges of 4 or 8 people, and if there's a group of 3 or 6 people or whatever, there's often spaces left vacant. So they grab a single person from the Single Racer queue, and put you there.
If the queue for the ride is 45 mins, the single racer queue is usually 5 minutes - on Oblivion (two, 8-person rows per carrige), there's a 2 minute wait, and you don't pay anything.
So, don't bother with fasttrack, it's a rip off.
Anyway, pics:
Me in the pub, looking somewhat manic
A group photo under Rita - Queen Of Speed, with me hiding
Boob (Left) and Heather (Right), with Oblivion in the background
Another group photo, minus my sister this time
My sister and I on Spinball Wizard, going at a billion miles an hour
Me halfway up the knob tree
More pictures possibly to follow...
Looks like you picked a great day for it though, weather has been shit this summer [sad]