so there was this ad on gumtree
for a fireplace
we emailed them and asked for a picture of somebody standing next to the fireplace
and they sent us this kind of miserable looking woman standing next to it looking sad and wistful
so we wrote a song about it and sent it to them
http://pigeonfancier.bandcamp.com
we made up this huge story about the fireplace
how it was his father's life work
but his new wife didn't like it
so she was forcing him to sell it
just checked our inbox on my phone
the reply:
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU"
