office survival

posted in So much for Creativity

Published December 20, 2004

If you have a milestone birthday (turning 40, for example) do not hide this fact from your co-workers. For if you do, you shall pay for it later. Better to suffer mild harrassment on the day it happens than to get your cubicle covered in black plastic and filled to overflowing with black 40th birthday balloons.

I couldn't make this stuff up if I wanted to.

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