- Left wrist (3 times)
- Right ankle (hence my slight limp)
- Nose
- Upper Brow
- Third rib
Its my birthday!
I'm now 24 years old. I cant believe I survived this long.
I'be been:
Shot twice
Stabbed once
Hit round the head with a traffic cone
Fallen into an old Welsh mine shaft
Broken the following limbs:
I have to say I'm disappointed in our UK gd.net members. I thought we had a deal? Is that the best you could do - a few measly broken bones...
Happy birthday [grin]
In the meantime, have some caek!
Happy birthday [grin]
In the meantime, have some caek!
Quote:Original post by rip-off
I have to say I'm disappointed in our UK gd.net members. I thought we had a deal? Is that the best you could do - a few measly broken bones...
Happy birthday [grin]
In the meantime, have some caek!
Well, you may have the advantage of occasional bombs exploding but I've always lived in boringly safe places. Thanks for the cat.
I'm already a little drunk and its only 4pm. In all probability ill fall down a man-hole or walk into a moving bus or something, then ill have something more interesting to report here, such as a severed spinal column or dislocated brain stem.
Quote:
... but I've always lived in boringly safe places.
I get that impression from your initial post alright
Quote:Original post by Crazyfool
Yay!
Yeah, thats how I feel when people make a big fuss about it.
Quote:Original post by speciesUnknown
Shot twice
Stabbed once
Hit round the head with a traffic cone
Fallen into an old Welsh mine shaft
Broken the following limbs:
- Left wrist (3 times)
- Right ankle (hence my slight limp)
- Nose
- Upper Brow
- Third rib
Cool! Why did that person shoot you twice? :)
Happy Birthday!
3 Kitties [WARNING: Body Paint Nudity]
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