hhmm. Is this the worst commercial game ever

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69 comments, last by Naaga 19 years, 1 month ago
You mean as opposed to Big Rigs which was a tour de farce?

Meh. YOU'RE WINNER!

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LOL, what a great game. Nice video review on GameSpot too.
How this game ever got published is beyond me. I mean, there are bad games out there, but this doesn't even seem to be a game. There's no way in hell it was created by actual game developers. More probably some guy picked a couple of tutorials on the net about terrain rendering and model loading and hacked them together. But I still don't understand how it ended up in the stores.
oh my god, luckily I don't like racing games :)
can i download that review from somewhere?
i want to show it to a friend w/o inet connection.
this is hilarious!
I've never heard of that game before. Maybe they didn't try to release it in Germany... Or maybe it is because I'm completely uninterested in racing games.
The only car games I liked were Quarantine and Carmageddon.
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Quote:Original post by Stompy9999
Curse your signature, Nice Coder!

I never would have clicked it if it weren't for you.


Sorry zer0wolf, my bad.

Quote:oh teh nose! Stompy's EVIL!!!! (i said 'do not click unless your evil')

either way, Its script kiddie stuff. (sorry stompy.)


It's alright, I shouldn't have clicked on it in the first place. I've got to admit it was pretty funny though...
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How this game ever got published is beyond me. I mean, there are bad games out there, but this doesn't even seem to be a game. There's no way in hell it was created by actual game developers. More probably some guy picked a couple of tutorials on the net about terrain rendering and model loading and hacked them together. But I still don't understand how it ended up in the stores.


My friend just bought a $5 movie on DVD from Best Buy called Monsturd. Shot on MiniDV, it's about a serial killer who turns into a giant pile of killer shit after being trapped in a sewer contaminated by a chemical laboratory leak. He's killed at the end by a million flies, which are nothing more than a cheap particle system of black dots floating around.

The lesson is..anything is possible.

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Quote:Original post by superpig
You mean as opposed to Big Rigs which was a tour de farce?

Meh. YOU'RE WINNER!


Did anyone else notice the trophy cup has three handles instead of two? Maybe this game was meant for alien truck drivers.

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Quote:Original post by superpig
You mean as opposed to Big Rigs which was a tour de farce?

Meh. YOU'RE WINNER!


Did anyone else notice the trophy cup has three handles instead of two? Maybe this game was meant for alien truck drivers.



lol, these guys seem unable to get *anything* right.



Look at the timer. I mean, for god's sakes!
You know, if this was a hobbyist game, it would be fine. Actually probably better than most. But as a commercial game? I just don't get it.
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lol, these guys seem unable to get *anything* right.



Look at the timer. I mean, for god's sakes!
Forget the timer. The fact that this truck is driving over such a steep slope is amazing in itself.

Oh and truck drivers are aliens, BTW.

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