Genetic vampirism that changes you in EVO-style ways as your weapon. Want to go up an armor level? Find an armadillo and drink its blood. You have to solve a puzzle to gain access to each new chunk of DNA.

You are a pack of wolves, swarm of bees, or other collective animal. Fighting tactics are determined by this.

A cross between Lighthouse and The Incredible Machine. Use the machine parts to solve puzzles.

A hentai with guys in it too. (My current project )

A game based on Ragnarock the tabletop RPG. Meat-eating snowshoe horses, characters with hebephrenia and kleptomania, a disease called Butlerism (after Octavia E. Butler''s _Xenogenesis_) where you slowly turn into whoever you''re standing next to, telepathic cats, tranquilizer darts, all that good stuff.


(All my ideas are free if anyone wants them.)

Spoonter Race: You play a little spermie who can build
relationships & form alliances with your billions of brothers
with a genuine real life economic system and dynamic world
modification. Then you get spoontered out all over the place.

or maybe it''s called "Sim Spoonter"

*OR*

Think Hogan''s Heroes, think Great Escape, think... ANT FARM!
You play Alfonz Derone, the heroic leader of the ant resistance.
You lead your troops on raids out of the ant colony and spoil
peoples picnics

*OR*

You are the grand master of controlling the minds of fleas. You
send them out on missions and you get points for crippling dogs.

*OR*

You play a street kid who does grafitti to mark his territory,
and fights for women''s right to vote.

*OR*

You play a politician who has to get as many tax-dollar
funded benefits as possible, and you win the game when they
build a statue in your honor.

*OR*

you play an inanimate object, such as a toaster, and when
"humans" press you, you have to respond appropriatly or they
will suspect that you are an alien an destroy you.

*OR*

you play an NPC in a fully dynamic world with no storyline that
has become so haphazard and random that you can''t tell what you
are supposed to even be doing and you go crazy, slaying "players"
who try to weedle important information out of you (or build
relationships with you for that matter).

*OR*

you use your skills in hospitality to serve up fries at McDonalds
restaurants all over the world. When you have done six years
service at five locations, then you are awarded with the position
of "Assistant Manager" and you get to be laughed at by all your
"friends" who have real jobs.

*OR*

You play an indie game developer who actually realises that
before you can go around making up game ideas, that you should
get a job making games for somebody else and learn how the
process works.

*OR*

you have to throw turds at nerds to score points

- I like the McDonald''s one. - Lubb

What about a game where you, you know, blow stuff up...


''Smile, things could get worse.''
So I smiled, and they did.

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Spazboy: LOL. They are all fantastic

Youve even inspired me....

You play a cat. You get points for curling up and going to sleep (bonus points for sleeping in strange places like boots or washing machines etc, and for going to sleep in uncomfortable positions). However, lots of people are trying to distract you with bits of string etc, only by ignoring them and generally being superior can you get a top score.....

OR

You play a wildlife researcher, and your job is to befreind a family of apes. This is acheived by picking nits out of their hair. The nits jump about though, so you need hand - eye coordination and quick reflexes to win - if you poke the apes in the eyes they turn round and lamp you.

OR

A 'Drink 'em up - You play a lager lout on a mission. The aim of the game is to get pissed and fall into a ditch, in the meantime you get points for anti social behaviour like projectile vomiting and putting traffic cones on top of peoples cars. Get picked up by the police and its game over

OR

Musical Chairs. Since it has now been deemed by some stupid committee to be too dangerous for kids at school, it would be the perfect subject for a computer game. Plenty of multiplayer potential too....

OR

PC Strikes back: You and your PC swap roles - you play the OS and the PC simulates being a user. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to annoy the user by making it impossible for him to do anything without crashing, hanging or losing data, meanwhile he installs patches which limit your power. If you can piss him off enough, he will give in and install linux instead..

OR

Old-Timer Ascension You play an OAP. You must embark on a perilous quest to collect your pension. The only weapons at your disposal are: a handbag, walking stick, a bus pass, and the ability to criticise the 'youth of today'.

OR

Duffy The Umpire Slayer: You play a cricketer with a psycopathic hatred of umpires. You must slay all the umpires you find, by beating them to submission with a cricket bat and driving a stump through their heart...

Edited by - Sandman on December 5, 2000 12:20:40 PM