Don't pro games that require DirectX typically offer to install the DX redist during game installation?
Yeah, the game did offer it, and then after getting the message saying that it was downloaded I tried playing the game and it just said: "This application has failed to start because D3DX9_25.DLL was not found. Re-installing the application may fix this." Or so it said, Re-installing the application did nothing other than waste more time.