Eh, I was expecting something much worse. The lack of arrays (or whatever) seems to be the real problem here (and really, most of the ifs come from doing the same thing on multiple variables).

At first I thought it would just be if statements instead of other control flow techniques. But no, it's much worse than that.

if (printHPMax - 90 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 9;
}
else if (printHPMax - 80 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 8;
}
else if (printHPMax - 70 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 7;
}
else if (printHPMax - 60 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 6;
}
else if (printHPMax - 50 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 5;
}
else if (printHPMax - 40 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 4;
}
else if (printHPMax - 30 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 3;
}
else if (printHPMax - 20 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 2;
}
else if (printHPMax - 10 >= 0)
{
    hpTen = 1;
}
else if (printHPMax - 10 < 0)
{
    hpTen = 0;
}

this isn't standard programming practice?!.....well shit...

Ifs? Nah, MOV is all you need