Tuesday I returned home from getting new tires put on the vehicle. I saw this...
...and a bunch of lumberjack types hunched over it with their machines of death. "Why the fuck did you cut that tree down!" I said in shock. "It was dead.", a fat one replied. "It is now." I mumbled. I stumbled into my apartment dazed. I then took up position outside to watch them finish the job - staring at them with red eyes. It seems the new owners of our property didn't see that tree with the same eyes as Mike had.
So the tree is dead and with it my avatar. I'm now a land pirate sailing on the ship of revenge. Oh and the tree....it's still lying there in pieces. Those bastard lumberjacks didn't even finish the job.
You have my condolences. Seriously. :(